If you even think this guy would give you side eye for what you’re about to say, you prolly ought not to say it.

 

One thing about living life as a Manly Man that every man should know, is this simple truth: while earning your Man Card is no walk in the park, losing it is easy as hell.

Case in point: Just letting certain words, phrases and terms considered “unmanly” exit your face hole can and should result in the loss of your seat at the Roundtable Of Manliness without a judge or a jury.

These are but a few examples that could get you banned from the fraternity faster than a fly smells funk on shite.

Words such as:

Delightful.

LOL.

Bitmoji.

Spa.

Enchanted.

Cherish.

Aura.

Fierce.

Effervescent.

Latte.

Frappuccino.

Doily.

Fanny pack.

Man bun.

Pony.

Kitty.

Pedicure.

Manicure.

Cootchie-coo.

Debutante.

Candy Crush.

Grande non-fat coconut milk mocha macchiato.

You get the gist.

So, gentlemen, what have we learned?

If you EVER utter ANY of the aforementioned words, just save yourself some time and go on and torch, flush, vaporize or otherwise destroy your Man Card immediately because you don’t even deserve those particular words in your vocabulary.

 

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