Unless you come from the planet Vulcan – Uh, no.


Just so we’re clear, there’s a right way and a wrong way to look after your eyebrows as a man. Starting with terminology. Men “groom” their eyebrows. Notice I didn’t say “do” their eyebrows. Women “do” their eyebrows.

All you need to remember when it comes to those dual clumps of eye fur is this: As long as they don’t get so long that you look like a cross between a bridge troll and a Hobbit, you’re good to go.

Should you pluck your eyebrows? Unless you have ovaries, hell no.

Should you trim your eyebrows? To shorten the length of said eyebrows?

Yes. To style and shape them?

Not no, but HELL no.

There’ll be none of that. Not if you want to hold onto your Man Card.

How will you know if you’ve gone too far?

Well, if anyone other than your identical twin can tell you had any work whatsoever done to your eyebrows, you’ve gone way too far. 


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