There’s only one thing wrong with this picture. And it rhymes with “arm pits”.

 

I love women. Always have. Always will. Why? Glad you asked. Because women are awesome, that’s why. I mean, if I listed all the reasons here, it would be a very long list indeed. And one that could very well include some content that would be deemed unsavory, unholy and uncalled for by many, so we’ll just don’t and pretend we did, deal?

Now, all that said, there are a few things that women do that don’t exactly pitch my tent.

I’m not a fan of boob jobs and breast augmentation because I love my women 100% au natural.

I’m not a huge fan of women who barely know me asking me about my “feelings”.

And I can’t stand it when a woman pecks at food during a meal when I know damn well she’s hungry.

One more thing I must say I’m not fan of is underarm hair on women. Of course, it’s not for me to say whether they should have it or not – their bodies, their choice. I’m just saying to yours truly, as far as I’m concerned, to me, it’s not a good look.

That’s the case whether it’s natural or, as is pictured above dyed in colors that are anything but natural. So, please let this trend come and go before it really does become a thing. Because it’s not cute and it’s a wee bit creepy.