If the look on your face is the look your nose would have if it made a face after you make underwater brownies, run, don’t walk to the store and get you some Unicorn Gold, playa.

 

There are only two ways your bathroom can smell after you drop a deuce:

1.) Like something died inside you that you wish had stayed inside.

2.) Like something just happened in there that oddly enough, is strangely undetectable.

If your preference is for the latter, I’ve got two words for you: Unicorn Gold

Fittingly described as “pre-poop spray”, this magic elixir works wonders merely by spraying it into your toilet before you drop said deuce.

And by wonders I mean it shall smite the very smell of shite before the smell of shite has the chance to take flight.

Will you like it? I do believe that you just might.

Caption: If the look on his face is the look your nose would have if it had a face after you make underwater brownies, run, don’t walk to the store and get you some Unicorn Gold, playa.

 

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