Being this manly in winter may just bring a manly tear to the eye.

 

Some people think because the temperatures have dropped that they should bring their shorts in for hibernation. To which I say, au contraire mon frere. Why submit and give in to winter? Why subject yourself to the penitentiary of long pantdom? Why cover up your manly legs, depriving all your groupies of all that manly eye candy?

Exactly!

Keep your shorts right where they are. Don’t subject yourself to the false belief that only crazy people wear shorts in winter. Don’t give into peer pressure from people who are simply not man enough to grin and bear it by baring it all, in all kinds of weather.

Wear your shorts like you mean it, manly man.

 

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