The best sliced bread to happen to sliced bread, since sliced bread.

 

Man may not live by bread alone, but if he did, he’d want it to be so damn delicious, it wouldn’t matter if he did. If you’re ever had bread that damn delicious, you know what I mean.

Now, the best bread I ever had in my life, was the free dinner rolls I ate in Costa Brava Lloret de Mar, Spain. At a hotel. That bread was so damn good, you hated to order anything else, out of the concern that anything else you ate would be taking up valuable space in your stomach that those delicious rolls could occupy. They were that good.

I’ve had incredible bread in restaurants around the world, and all over the U.S. Unlike, say, Chinese food, or sushi, which can be a challenge to locate in some places, it seems like everywhere you go, you can always find some form of bread worthy of praise.

When it comes to store bought bread, especially of the sliced variety, we’ve become accustomed to allowing mediocre, sub par bread to pass for good bread, out of force of habit. We grew up eating ordinary bread, so our barometer for what’s good is pretty unreliable.

Truth be told, most sliced bread is barely eatable, much less edible. It’s generally bland and the only way to make it even remotely enjoyable, is by camouflaging it with butter or meat or jelly.

The true test of any bread worth eating, is how good it tastes on its own. Try doing that with the store bought sliced bread you eat every day and tell me I’m wrong.

Unless, of course, your brand of choice happens to be Dave’s Killer Bread. I don’t know how I managed to miss it on store shelves, but somehow I did. I must have, because the first time I laid eyes on package of DKB, I could tell just by looking at it that it was going to be delicious.

I could go on and on about what makes it so addictive, but I won’t. All you need know is, your eyes and your taste buds will jump for joy once they realize this stuff really does live up to the hype.

No matter which one you try, you will not be disappointed. My favorite is the 21 Whole Grains And Seeds, but they are all amazing. Like their website says, “DKB IS POWERFULLY DIFFERENT. PACKED WITH PROTEIN, FIBER, AND WHOLE GRAINS WITH NO ARTIFICIAL ANYTHING. IT WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD.”

Enough said.

 

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