I don’t know what this guy’s reading but it must be riveting.
In case you are late to the masturbation party, here’s some good advice to live by: Never, ever pay for porn. There is lots of perfectly acceptable free porn out there to yerk your gerkin to, so paying for it is just stupid. Unless you can prove it’s tax deductible. Then it’s brilliant. Still, if you end up getting audited and you have to explain this particular deduction, that could get awkward.
