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Yes. As a matter of fact this is a candy ass.

If you’ve ever wondered if an openly metrosexual man can be a manly man, please allow me to clear things up for you right here and right now.

I’ll just put it to you this way: No. Negativo. Nein. Nyet.

Now that we have that out of the way, sure, I could wax poetically for light years about why the words “manly” and “metrosexual” should never, ever, EVER, ever be uttered in the same breath.

Or I could do what I’m about to do, which is to sum it up thusly: Metrosexuals actually like to shop.

Well, thanks for coming. My work here is done.

As you were.


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