August 29, 2016
Every now and then, even the manliest of men (like your truly for instance) have to wash their hair. And no, walking outside during thunderstorms and hurricanes don’t count. Sure, you want to get your hair clean, but that’s not the only reason. Hair is the perfect scent delivery vehicle for attracting women you want to make the beast with two backs with. You sport hair that smells good, you EXPONENTIALLY increase the odds of getting up close and personal with your favorite lady parts. My scent of choice is coconut. It smells delicious, yet without making you feel like you should be donning a tutu if you smell like it. And most importantly, because the ladies LOVE. IT. In fact, the love inhaling that scent. So, do what I do, use coconut shampoo as a total body wash. Again, the ladies LOVE. IT. Need I say more? Uh, no. No I don’t. Did I mention the ladies LOVE. IT.
If the idea of smelling like coconuts doesn’t appeal to you, this is the part where I point out that it appeals to women. You’re welcome.
