Way to go, Donnie. It looks like the Scarecrow from The Wizard Of Oz dropped a deuce on your head.


Men, I’m going to keep this short and sweet. For some reason, some of you are still not getting the message that your real hair, however little you have of it on your dome, is exponentially preferable to anything that you might attach to it that doesn’t look real.

Presumably, the reason why most of us even give a crap about the hair on our head at all is because of our concern over whether or not women will find us attractive based on this particular trait.

Well, yeah. As a matter of fact, women do find a healthy head of hair attractive on an attractive man. Conversely, women also find bald men sexy as well. It’s everything in between that most guys don’t have a clue about.

Being a man’s man and someone who has been said to possess kavorka (Look it up if you don’t know what it means, because it’s awesome.), I know what women like and what women don’t like when it comes to hair. (For the record, you see the hair on the guy pictured here? That is Exhibit A of what women DONT’T like.) And NOTHING turns a woman off faster than a hairpiece that is obviously a hairpiece, a comb over that looks like a scale model of the overhead apparatus one expects to see hovering over a football stadium that slides into place to protect millionaire athletes from the elements, and perhaps the worst offender of them all – hair plugs.

This leaves you three choices if you ever want to have any realistic hope that a woman will want to make the beast with two backs with you:

1.) Make the best of what you have on your head.

2.) Go bald.

3.) Own unattractive locks like a badge of honor so that your confidence outshines your shortcomings on top.

The bottom line os this: Attractive women you actually want to have sex with are often aroused by men with bald heads – even men with male pattern baldness, bald heads. Provided, of course, they are brimming with confidence, they dress well and they have lots of disposable income. (You didn’t really believe that mere swagger alone works when you have hair like assholes like Donald Trump did you?)

Didn’t think so.


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