For all of you men who already have a woman in your life who accepts you the way you are, so you have no plans to change a damn thing about you, no matter what I, or anyone else says, all I have to say is good for you. For the rest of you, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Nearly all women have their limits when it comes to body hair. I know, I know, your woman tells you she finds body hair manly. And I’m sure she does. On your arms. On your legs. On your chest. (Under your arms – maybe.) Anywhere else she says she likes it? She’s lying. She may not admit it, but she’s definitely lying. So, anywhere else you have noticeable body hair is not going to win you any brownie points. That means there’s only one thing to do. Get rid of it. ASAP. How? There’s two ways you can go. Hire someone and have it removed a la the “40 Year Old Version” route if you really want to do that to yourself. Or you can do what I did. Introduce yourself to the business end of the Mangroomer. I got mine on Amazon and it’s amazing. The Mangroomer makes short work of unsightly body hair and the multi-functional flex neck makes shaving just about anywhere you want hair gone easy to get to. It’s fast, painless, and extremely effective at helping you evolve from a hairy beast to a guy that won’t make your significant other throw up in her mouth a little bit when she sees your uncovered back meat. That way, the next one you feel the urge to rub one out in the privacy of your man cave, the odds will be much higher in your favor that it’s voluntary on your part.
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