How’s this for subtle?

 

This message goes out to all of those companies out there that send me and everyone else out there emails we never requested in the first place as a result of being included on some list we never signed up for.

It’s a response to the following message we receive in one form of the other upon requesting to be taken off said list: “We are sorry to see you go.”

I’m sure I speak for a great number of people who receive this message when I say, “Not nearly as sorry as I am for having to waste precious seconds out of my day sending you an email requesting for you not to send me any more.”

If that’s not clear enough for you, here’s the part where I direct your attention to Mr. Chappelle up there. What. He. Said.