Category: Rants
Hey, Kid Rock: You’re Off Your Rocker
Hey, Kid Rock. I know I’m a little late to the party, but did you actually call Jay-Z a DEI hire? My guy, you just detonated the stupid nuke and stood directly under it, proudly saluting with a PBR in one hand and your...
Read MoreHappy Earth Day, Mother Earth. You Useless, Spinning Spineless Failure
Happy Earth Day, everyone. (Everyone except Earth, that is.) Today is the one glorious day each year when humanity pauses its relentless campaign to turn the planet into a smoldering landfill and pretends to care. We’ll post...
Read More
The POTUS is a POS
Donald Trump has been a racist piece of shit for decades, and if you can’t see it by now, you’re...
Read More
Be A Good Sport And Shut Your Cake Hole
Dear slack-jawed spoiler-spewing degenerates: If you ever so much as whisper the outcome of...
Read More
Congress Ran For The Hills But Epstein’s Victims Stood Tall
Back in July, Congress proved once again it’s less a governing body and more a daycare full...
Read More
Give Yourself A Hand
It matters not how blue your blood is or how serious and determined you are to maintain an...
Read More
Why Fantasy Football Sucks Like An Electrolux
I love football, but I hate Fantasy Football. Here’s why. The year before last NFL season...
Read More
Bo Should Know The Hall Of Fame
Dear NFL, Since NFL season is now officially back in full effect, do marinate on the...
Read More
What’s Pete Rose Gotta Do To Get His Due?
Imagine betting on your own team to win and being blacklisted for life, while actual...
Read More
Guess Who’s Back. Back Again. Max Is back. Tell A friend.
What’s happ’nen, Cap’n? I hope this posting finds you in good spirits and great health. Of course,...
Read More
Somebody Please Call The Fashion Police And Have Them Set Their Weapons To Kill
Attention, All Manly Men. Listen up: Apparently, there are some grown ass men out there...
Read More
Live Your Life Like You Mean It
Henry David Thoreau famously wrote, “The mass of men live lives of quiet...
Read More