A few months ago, I wrote article about the perfect shit. Well, now I’m going to tell you how to achieve said shit. I two words for you: Squatty Potty. This miracle of underwater brownie making perfect gives you and your bunghole the perfect angle to easily evacuate your bowels, making defecation that much more enjoyable. I own one and I have to say, the makers of Squatty Potty really know their shit when it comes to taking the perfect shit.