A few months ago, I wrote article about the perfect shit. Well, now I’m going to tell you how to achieve said shit. I two words for you: Squatty Potty. This miracle of underwater brownie making perfect gives you and your bunghole the perfect angle to easily evacuate your bowels, making defecation that much more enjoyable. I own one and I have to say, the makers of Squatty Potty really know their shit when it comes to taking the perfect shit.

If she’s not careful, she’s going to get something on her pants.


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