If this happens to you before you're ready? That's not good.

If this happens to you before you’re ready? That’s not good.

 

No matter how old you are, or how experienced you are in executing marathon length horizontal shenanigans with the opposite sex, there are times when, try as you may, your mancano heats up way ahead of schedule, and erupts before you get a chance to cease and desist. If it only happens once in awhile, no big deal. If it happens often, you need to take action. While there are many methods at your disposal, reducing the level of excitement you feel is one of the most effective methods for doing so. Here’s an idea that is sure to work: Choose a Kardashian – any Kardashian. Kim is a great choice. Now, the next time you feel your weasel about to go pop before you like, think of Kim Kardashian – speaking. If that doesn’t solve your problem, seek immediate medical help. I know what you’re thinking. Problem solved. You’re welcome.