If you enjoy being henpecked, you must be a hen.

If you’re married and your entire reason for being is to make your wife happy then you must have found this website by mistake. Because no manly man (or any man for that matter) believes that horseshit. Not only that, believing that automatically makes you a sadly misinformed, misogynistic sexist bastard, because it implies that a wife’s happiness is dependent on the help of a man. If you really want to have a happy wife, be the guy she married. If that doesn’t work, that’s on her.

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