A sure sign that this event is going to suck rocks.

I’m a huge fan of Amazon and Amazon Prime. In fact, I’ve been an Amazon Prime Member since 2004. The 2-Day Shipping. The free photo storage. The data storage. The music service. And Prime Video is incredible. The thing about Prime Day, on the other hand, is, most of the merchandise that is reduced, with very few exceptions seems to be products that I have no use for. I think I’m not alone. If you really want to impress me, give me some serious deals on Man Cave Essentials. Like TVs. Speakers. Bearskin Rugs. Bacon. You get the idea. Do that for me and I’ll break out my plastic for you. Deal? Deal.