If Bruce Lee, Batman, Steve McQueen, Vin Diesel, John Wick, Jason Momoa, James Harrison, Indiana Jones, Diego Sanchez, Chase Utley, Jason Statham, Luke Cage, Aaron Rogers, not only couldn’t pull off skinny jeans, not to mention ever even be caught dead in them, then you, my friend can never, ever, ever, ever ever wear them unless your man card has a death wish. I mean, if you’re going to do that, you might as well leap frog on over to man bun land if you’re going to be that completely out of your gourd. Just. Don’t.
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