Who wants to bet these gentlemen pee sitting down?

NEWSFLASH: Just because you have testicles doesn’t mean you have balls. And just because you have a penis to complete the set, doesn’t make you a man. It takes a lot more than man giblets alone to make you a man. Hell, little boys have the same equipment. As do tiny furry animals and iguanas. Long story short? Just because your balls have dropped and you have hair on them doesn’t give you the right to take a seat at the Roundtable Of Manliness. And once you are officially a man, that’s not the end. You have to earn your Man Card every day. So, if you’re backsliding, man up and act like you have a pair.

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