What’s better than one hot dog with mustard and relish? Two hot dogs with mustard and relish.

Never leave a partially eaten hotdog. Never hold a hotdog with two hands while you have it in your mouth. And whatever you do, never, ever put catchup on a hotdog. Unless you follow that up by turning your Man Card over to the authorities immediately.

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