I betting dollars to donuts she knows what you’re trying to compensate for.


I don’t know about you, but I’m not a fan of artificial anything. Artificial sweetener. Artificial flavoring. Artificial coloring. And especially artificial breasts. I think a woman’s breasts are most appealing and most beautiful when they are 100% all natural, regardless of size, shape or color. And I have a theory about men who do prefer enhanced breasts over real breasts. They’re the kind of guys who tend to exaggerate about EVERYTHING. The size of the fish they catch. How much money they make. How fast their car goes. Their golf handicap. You get the idea. So, if you follow my logic, their love of giant, surgically enhanced lady parts is just an extension of their attempt to compensate for some shortcoming they clearly have. I’ll leave exactly what that particular shortcoming might be up to your imagination.

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