Step 1. Always remember that Manly Men do not in fact “go shopping”.

Manly men go buying.

If you think the two are synonymous, take a wild guess what time it is. (If you guessed time to hand over your Man Card, you are correct.)

Step 2. See step 1. The End.

 

no-shopping

Manliness is now and ever shall be a no shopping zone. Buying, yes. Shopping? Never.

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