Yes. We are always and forever thinking about tapping that ass. Now you know.


Dear Women:

I know you really want to know “what men are thinking”. Well, I’m going to tell you. What we’re thinking is, that if we really wanted you to know what we’re thinking, we would tell you without you having to ask what we’re thinking.

The End.

You’re welcome.

Yours truly,



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