BALTIMORE - JANUARY 13: Baltimore Ravens' fans cheer before taking on the Indianapolis Colts in their AFC Divisional Playoff game on January 13, 2007 at M&T Bank Stadium in Baltimore, Maryland. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

Better not tell these guys you don’t have a team. Especially if it’s not the Ravens.

Choose a team to love.

Choose a team to hate.

(You simply cannot have one without the other.)

Enjoy.

Any questions?