If these guys were really friends, they would have stopped each other from getting those haircuts.
Whoever said that you find out who your real friends are when it’s time to move or time to move a dead body was really onto something. Seriously, if your friend will help you move heavy objects from one place to another (especially if flights of stairs are involved) is a true friend. And hell, if they’ll help you move a body, well then, buy that man a beer and all the chicken wings he can eat. Because that’s true friendship.
