Category: Rants
Be A Good Sport And Shut Your Cake Hole
Dear slack-jawed spoiler-spewing degenerates: If you ever so much as whisper the outcome of...
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Congress Ran For The Hills But Epstein’s Victims Stood Tall
Back in July, Congress proved once again it’s less a governing body and more a daycare full...
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Give Yourself A Hand
It matters not how blue your blood is or how serious and determined you are to maintain an...
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Why Fantasy Football Sucks Like An Electrolux
I love football, but I hate Fantasy Football. Here’s why. The year before last NFL season...
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Bo Should Know The Hall Of Fame
Dear NFL, Since NFL season is now officially back in full effect, do marinate on the...
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What’s Pete Rose Gotta Do To Get His Due?
Imagine betting on your own team to win and being blacklisted for life, while actual...
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Guess Who’s Back. Back Again. Max Is back. Tell A friend.
What’s happ’nen, Cap’n? I hope this posting finds you in good spirits and great health. Of course,...
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Somebody Please Call The Fashion Police And Have Them Set Their Weapons To Kill
Attention, All Manly Men. Listen up: Apparently, there are some grown ass men out there...
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Live Your Life Like You Mean It
Henry David Thoreau famously wrote, “The mass of men live lives of quiet...
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The Real Reason Men Love Fake Breasts
I don’t know about you, but I’m not a fan of artificial anything. Artificial...
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Dear Pepsi: The Conversation Is Over
Dear Pepsi. WTF? No. Seriously. WTF? At one time, you were the soft drink brand that all others...
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A Message To Senders Of Unwanted Emails
This message goes out to all of those companies out there that send me and everyone else...
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