These aren’t real muscles. And having real muscles doesn’t make you a man. But it could make you an asshole.

No one who is truly manly thinks they’re manly. They KNOW they’re manly. So, if you are unsure about your manliness, let me clear things up for you. You’re not manly if you have any doubts whatsoever about it. And for the record, muscles don’t make you manly. They just make you muscular. So, now you know that anyone who is wont to pretend they’re in touch with their true manliness, in reality, is only in touch with the fact, that they are in fact, a candy ass.

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