Yes. As a matter of fact this is a candy ass.
If you’ve ever wondered if an openly metrosexual man can be a manly man, please allow me to clear things up for you right here and right now.
I’ll just put it to you this way: No. Negativo. Nein. Nyet.
Now that we have that out of the way, sure, I could wax poetically for light years about why the words “manly” and “metrosexual” should never, ever, EVER, ever be uttered in the same breath.
Or I could do what I’m about to do, which is to sum it up thusly: Metrosexuals actually like to shop.
Well, thanks for coming. My work here is done.
As you were.
