Step 1. Always remember that Manly Men do not in fact “go shopping”.
Manly men go buying.
If you think the two are synonymous, take a wild guess what time it is. (If you guessed time to hand over your Man Card, you are correct.)
Step 2. See step 1. The End.
Manliness is now and ever shall be a no shopping zone. Buying, yes. Shopping? Never.
