I pointed this important fact of life out last year, but I think it is definitely worth repeating, so I’ll say it again: If you love yerkin’ your gerkin, nothing beats your meat quite like the potpourri of free porn available on the world wide web. So, if you’re paying for porn, you’re a sucker. Which may in fact explain why instead of handling your business, you’re handling your business. (Did you see what I did there?)
Is it so wrong that I want to hide a part of me in a part of her?
