Unless you're married to one, ixnay on the ardashiansKay.

Unless you’re married to one, ixnay on the ardashiansKay.


Generally speaking, reality shows clearly targeted to women are to be avoided at all costs if you would like to hold onto your seat at the Roundtable Of Manliness. You know what kind of shows I’m referring to. You KNOW.

But I’ll humor those of you who are a little slow on the uptake just so there’s no confusion, because ignorance of the Laws Of Manliness is not going to save you when it’s time for you to surrender your Man Card.

Shows like, America’s Next Top Model, The Kardashians, Dancing With The Stars. The Bachelor. The Bachelorette. If you watch any of those shows or shows like them and a member of the opposite sex isn’t in the immediate vicinity, you are no longer welcome in the fraternity that is Manliness.

Now, if you’re watching with a member of the opposite sex, presumably it is part of your strategy that will ultimately increase your chance of engaging in memorable sexploits. So you get a pass in that situation. If you watch those kinds of shows without a significant other, why stop there? You may as well groom your eyebrows and pee sitting down while you’re at it.


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