If You’re Going To Hunt, Hunt Like A Man
When it comes to manliness and hunting, I’m just going to call a spade a spade. The way men...
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Believe Your Eyes: At Five Guys It’s The Fries
The Definitive Fry Power Rankings: Why Five Guys Destroys Everyone Everyone has opinions about...
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Bacon vs. Facon
Listen carefully, because I’m only going to say this in a voice loud enough to shatter your...
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Be A Good Sport And Shut Your Cake Hole
Dear slack-jawed spoiler-spewing degenerates: If you ever so much as whisper the outcome of...
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Congress Ran For The Hills But Epstein’s Victims Stood Tall
Back in July, Congress proved once again it’s less a governing body and more a daycare full...
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Meat Rules
I am an unabashed, unapologetic, unrepentant carnivore who occasionally uses fruit and...
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Give Yourself A Hand
It matters not how blue your blood is or how serious and determined you are to maintain an...
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Why Fantasy Football Sucks Like An Electrolux
I love football, but I hate Fantasy Football. Here’s why. The year before last NFL season...
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Bo Should Know The Hall Of Fame
Dear NFL, Since NFL season is now officially back in full effect, do marinate on the...
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What’s Pete Rose Gotta Do To Get His Due?
Imagine betting on your own team to win and being blacklisted for life, while actual...
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GOAT YOGA IS A GREAT APPETIZER FOR WHAT’S TO COME
Saturday morning, somewhere between my second carafe of coffee and contemplating whether...
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Guess Who’s Back. Back Again. Max Is back. Tell A friend.
What’s happ’nen, Cap’n? I hope this posting finds you in good spirits and great health. Of course,...
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