True Friendship
Whoever said that you find out who your real friends are when it’s time to move or time to move a dead body was really onto something. Seriously, if your friend will help you move heavy objects from one place to another (especially if flights of stairs are involved)...
Untruth In Advertising
Toyota is currently running an advertising campaign that is trying to convince car buyers that choosing a Camry is a “bold choice”. Yeah, it’s a bold choice alright. Like going to Baskin Robbins with its 52 flavors and buying a vanilla ice cream cone is a bold...
The Fast Lane Rules
If you are not in a hurry, stay out of the fast lane. If your car has a 4-cylinder engine, stay out of the fast lane. If you are in no rush to go from point A to point B, stay out of the fast lane. If you think you have the right to drive any speed you like,...
Live Sports Schmive Sports
If you’re one of those guys who turns his nose up when someone says they tape games to watch them later instead of watching them live, you’re not a sports purist, you’re an idiot. Unless, of course, you enjoy watching shitty commercials or having sports suck...
Happy Wife, Happy Life My Ass
If you’re married and your entire reason for being is to make your wife happy then you must have found this website by mistake. Because no manly man (or any man for that matter) believes that horseshit. Not only that, believing that automatically makes you a sadly...
The Kardashian Effect
No matter how old you are, or how experienced you are in executing marathon length horizontal shenanigans with the opposite sex, there are times when, try as you may, your mancano heats up way ahead of schedule, and erupts before you get a chance to cease and...
The Perfect Shit
What, you ask, is the perfect shit? Is there even such a thing? Well, since you asked, I’ll tell you. Why, yes. Yes, there is such a thing. The perfect shit...
A Manly Reminder
NEWSFLASH: Just because you have testicles doesn’t mean you have balls. And just because you have a penis to complete the set, doesn’t make you a man. It takes a lot more than man giblets alone to make you a man. Hell, little boys have the same equipment. As do tiny...
Infidelity vs. Outfidelity
If you’re in a relationship with someone who has no desire to have sex with you and you KNOW it’s NEVER going happen ever again, and you finally decide to get it somewhere else, what do you call that? No really. What’s the term for that? Infidelity? I think...
Manliest Moments In Sports #345
Does this really need any explanation?
You’re Not Dead Yet
You are dying right now. Right this second. So am I. The truth of the matter is, from the moment you take your first breath in this world, the sand in the hourglass of your life is slowly accumulating all of the breaths leading up to the last one you will ever take....
There’s No Shame In My Manly Fame Game
Andy Warhol once said that there would come a time where everyone on earth would achieve 15 minutes of fame. How right he was, except he underguesstimated his figures by approximately 23 hours and 45 minutes X 24/7/365. What I mean by that is, now, thanks to social...
When It Comes To Man Caves One Size Doesn’t Fit All
Man Caves come in all shapes and sizes. Now, I don’t know how you feel about yours, but my Man Cave is awesome. And it’s huge. How huge? So huge it takes up the entire bottom floor of my home. So, not only does it have a ridiculously massive flat screen...
Real Men Wear Whatever The Hell They Want
Some men think that as a man, there are some colors that are strictly off limits. Same goes for certain articles of clothing. By that I mean, they believe that there’s an unwritten law that dictates that certain colors and certain things just shouldn’t be worn...
What Not To Watch If You’re Manly: A Guide – Part 1
Generally speaking, reality shows clearly targeted to women are to be avoided at all costs if you would like to hold onto your seat at the Roundtable Of Manliness. You know what kind of shows I’m referring to. You KNOW. But I’ll humor those of you who are a...
How To Execute The Proper Manly Handshake
For thousands of years, one of the most important manifestations of masculinity, manhood and manliness has been and continues to be that of the traditional greeting known as the handshake. While an easily understood and innately intuitive concept for the...
Manscaping Is Uber Manly
One of the most widely held beliefs of what constitutes manliness throughout recorded history has been the notion that the more hair one has, the more manly one is. Well, that may have been true during the time period when cavemen and dinosaurs were...
It’s Time To Make Your Entertainment Interactive
Being a Manly Man takes a lot out of you. It can manifest itself in many ways, most of which results in undue stress – especially for those of us who work for a living. So, the trick is, to play as hard as you work. And how you choose to play, is just as...