Leftovers Are Like A Manly Food Circus For Your Taste Buds
There’s only one thing better than freshly prepared food. That one thing? Day old or older freshly prepared food. You GOTTA love it. Seriously. It’s all about the chemistry involved. Foods that taste better the 2nd day or later taste that way because the ingredients...
Edward Snowden Is A Hero
If you think Edward Snowden is a traitor, you’re not paying attention. This guy risked his career, his reputation, his life, and perhaps most importantly, a PRIME piece of ass to tell us what the U.S. Government is doing when we’re not looking. You might think that’s...
Chick Fil-A French Fries
Chick Fil-A chicken is very good chicken. However, their chicken pales in comparison to their fries. Honestly, I can take or leave their chicken. Their fries on the other hand? When served piping hot and eaten right away, their fries are Last Meal Death Row Good.
Arby’s Has The Meats
Arby’s is one company and brand that gets it. They know their customer, what their customers want, and what to say to their customers to keep them coming back for more. Their ad campaign, featuring a VO with a knowing take on “Marcellus Wallace” the character...
Why Mark Zuckerberg Named Facebook.com, Facebook.com.
Because lookatme.com was already taken.
The New Extra Point Rule Rules
Extra points after touchdowns were scored in NFL games used to be a gimme. Hell, snakes could kick extra points from 10 yards. Not anymore. Now NFL kickers can no longer phone extra points in. Which means that now, candy ass kickers actually have to earn their...
Utz Cheese Balls Are Amaze Balls
They’re delicious. And they come in ginormous kegs at Target. That’s all you need to know about these delicious globes of cheesy deliciousness.
Cat Videos Are For Pussies
If you are ever caught sharing cat videos, ANYWHERE, you will IMMEDIATELY have your Man Card revoked, for life – maybe longer. Why? Because presumably, you have a dick and balls and assorted body hair. That’s why.
What You Can And Cannot Eat
As a manly man, there are certain things you cannot eat and keep your Man Card. Here are just a few to keep in mind: No chicken on pizza. No imitation crab meat. No mint ice cream of ANY kind. No American cheese. No candy corn. No turkey bacon. And yes, no...
Coconut Shampoo Is Awesome
Every now and then, even the manliest of men (like your truly, for instance) have to wash their hair. And no, walking outside during thunderstorms and hurricanes doesn’t count. Sure, you want to get your hair clean, but that’s not the only reason. Hair is the perfect...
Soundbars Are A Sound Decision
August 22, 2016 If you want to experience a more powerful and immersive entertainment experience in your Man Cave, or any room in your domicile for that matter, you can’t go wrong by investing in a sound, sound bar set up. (Did you see what I did there?) Soundbars, in...
69
That’s my favorite number. And it’s not why you think. 69 is my favorite number because that’s the number of medals the U.S. Olympics team have won thus far in the Summer Olympic Games. When they have won 70 medals, 69 still still be my favorite number. And yeah, for...
The Perfect Shoes For Wide Dogs
If you have wide dogs like me, you know how hard it is to find shoes that fit your feet AND your style. Well, now there’s Wide Fit Skechers. They fit your feet and your style. And they just may be the most comfortable shoes you’ve ever worn. In fact, I’m just going to...
Hot Chocolate For Grownups
I wrote about this back in may and I’m bringing it back up again. If you’re all grown up and you love the IDEA of hot chocolate these days, more than the actual drink itself, I’ve got great news for you. If you’re all grown up and you love the IDEA of hot chocolate...
Why Myrtle Beach Is Nirvana
I always wondered why this beach, out of the dozens of beaches on the east coast seems to be the most popular. Then I went to check it out for myself. The answer was crystal clear, the moment I got into the water. Warm doesn’t BEGIN to describe it. It’s so warm, you...
Bacon Jerky Is The Only Jerky You Need
Just when I thought jerky couldn’t get any better, someone comes along and bequeaths the world the joys of bacon – in jerky form. If you haven’t partaken of this decadent iteration of pork perfection, beware: If you put a piece of this bacony goodness on the top of...
Sub Prime Day At Amazon
I’m a huge fan of Amazon and Amazon Prime. In fact, I’ve been an Amazon Prime Member since 2004. The 2-Day Shipping. The free photo storage. The data storage. The music service. And Prime Video is incredible. The thing about Prime Day, on the other hand,...
Happy Independence Day
This is a great day to be an American. And the worst day of the year to be a Native American. I wonder what they must be thinking when they see all of those fireworks celebrations. I’m just going to go out on a limb and take a wild guess that it’s nothing good.