The Joys Of Apple TV
Oh, the joys of Apple TV. Seriously, if you have not yet experienced the amazing, mind-blowing awesomeness of Apple TV, you are truly missing out. The apps, games and entertainment possibilities alone are worth the cost of entry, but the thing that sets Apple TV apart...
No More “Lost & Found”: Only Found
If you’re like me, your mind is already chock full of too many other things to be concerned about remembering where you leave valuables like, say, your wallet, your car keys, your backpack and your gym bag. You know, thinking of things like NFL Football, Sex, Chicken...
The Best Porn Is Free Porn
I pointed this important fact of life out last year, but I think it is definitely worth repeating, so I'll say it again: If you love yerkin’ your gerkin, nothing beats your meat quite like the potpourri of free porn available on the world wide web. So, if you’re...
The Golden State Warriors Are Losers
The Golden State Warriors beat the San Antonio Spurs 92-86 on Sunday for their 72nd win, tying a single-season record set by the 1995-96 Chicago Bulls. Which will mean nothing when they face the Cavs in the NBA finals and lose. Hey, you live by the 3, you die...
The IRS Is Taxing Our Asses Like The Government
April 15th is Tax Day and unless you’re living off the grid in paradise somewhere, where you’re independently wealthy, or socking away stacks of off the books cash away in some off the radar, offshore account, that means it’s time, once again to tally up, pony up and...
Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn Of Mediocrity
Whoever thought this was a good idea was idea was smoking something and it must have been REALLY good. Sure, it’s a classic staple of the DC Universe and in the comics, this classic rivalry has always been something to look forward to – in comic books. The...
Johnny Manziel Released By The Cleveland Browns
Quarterback Johnny Manziel was released by the Cleveland a couple of weeks ago. In other news, the sun rose in the east and set in the west.
Man Buns: To Do Or Not To Do.
Just. Don’t.
The Only Waze To Go
If you live in a city where you travel from Point A to Point B behind the wheel of a vehicle you just so happen to be the pilot of, and like most men you have a worse sense of direction than you will ever care to admit, I highly recommend you proceed to your friendly...
Use Your Signal Lights Assholes
Hey. Yeah, you with the fancy imported car who thinks just because you drive a fancy imported car that you don’t have to use your signal light when you changes lanes. Newsflash: You have to use your signal lights to change lanes just like the rest of us. If you feel...
February 29th: AKA, the worst time to be a single man
No, your eyes do not deceive you. This is a leap year. If you’re a man in a long term relationship and your girlfriend is wondering why you haven’t yet popped the question, run for the hills. According to Irish legend, this is the one day women can get down on bended...
Faux News Is Not News
This is for all you jackholes who continually post and repost fake news stories on social media sites. I’ll let you off the hook for anything you’ve posted before reading this. But from this point on, anything you post that isn’t true that you post as actual news? You...
A Tip For When You Tip
I don’t know about you, but one of the things that annoys me most of all, is that time at the end of every restaurant meal or end of night bar tab, when it’s time to tip my server. Now, having worked at a bar and a the officer’s club at a military base when I was in...
How Super Was The Super Bowl?
Every year for the last 50 years, the sports world, if not the world in its entirety, has stopped spinning long enough to tune into the world’s greatest athletic event – the Super Bowl. And this year was one of the best ever. It featured the Quarterback of the...
February Is A Black Mark On Black History
If you didn’t know that every single thing listed above was invented by a black inventor, congratulations – you just gave all the credence necessary to prove that keeping Black History Month on the calendar permanently, is a no-brainer. So thanks for playing...
Respect What It Takes To Get True Respect
There’s a classic scene in “The Godfather” when Michael Corleone confronts his younger brother Fredo, after learning that it was he that was responsible for the hit Hyman Roth attempted to take out on him. The part I’m referring to specifically is when Fredo exclaims,...
The TSA Is Your Friend
If you travel by air as much as I do, being the International Manly Man Of Mystery that I am, I’m pretty sure I don't have to tell you how much just getting from one place to the other can be a major pain in the ass. It was always, thus. That asshole with the...
NFL Stands For Never Fan Loyal
The next time the NFL does something in the best interests of NFL fans, the cities its teams play in and the players – will be the first time.