At Five Guys It’s The Fries
Five Guys is famous for its hamburgers. And for good reason. They’re delicious. The burgers themselves are always served up hot and juicy. The toppings are fresh and prepared to perfection in just the right amount. Plus, you can get extra toppings, free of charge just...
When To Tip For Takeout
So, let me get this straight: I call your restaurant up and place an order to go and you give me the receipt to sign and you actually wonder whether or not a tip is forthcoming? First of all, tipping, unless there are 6 or more in your party, is a voluntary charge. A...
Advertising Sucks On YouTube Too
YouTube used to be awesome because you could skip those annoying ads after a few seconds of watching them. Not anymore. Now, if you watch just about anything on YouTube that’s more than a few minutes long, ads pop up in the middle of whatever you’re watching....
Free Classes Are Free: For A Price
Every time you turn around these days, you are inundated with advertisements from companies of all kinds trying to lure you out of the safety and comfort of your man cave to attend a “free 2-hour class”. You know the ones. Classes promising you how to get rich selling...
Why I Want To Flip The Birds The Bird
One of the things I love most about living in a rural area is the peace and quiet. I lived in New York City for 5 years and the noise was nonstop, even in the dead of night. It was almost as if the city itself was alive and the sounds were its lungs inhaling and...
Super Bowl LI
If you missed it, here’s what happened: Tom Brady completely dismantled the Atlanta Falcons and in the process leaving no doubt and no question about who the greatest quarterback of all time is. The. End. (And yes, I know I posted previously stating that Aaron Rodgers...
There’s No Such Thing As Imitation Crab Meat
This is a message to all you sushi restaurant owners, sushi chefs and waiters and waitresses out there who work at sushi restaurants who like to pretend that imitation crab meat in any way, shape, or form, in ANY WAY resembles or tastes like actual crab meat....
They Are Women, Hear Them Roar
A funny thing happened the day after the inauguration of the 45th President of the United States Of America on Friday, January 20th, 2017. More specifically, the American people decided to show up in literally DROVES the day AFTER the inauguration of the new POTUS....
Aaron Rodgers Is A God In Football Pads
If you saw what Aaron Rodgers did to the Dallas Cowboys, you now know what many football fans know to be true: Aaron Rodgers is simply not human. Arguably the greatest quarterback to ever step on a football field. Yeah, that’s right. You heard me. Even better than...
The Skinny on Skinny Jeans And Manliness
If Bruce Lee, Batman, Steve McQueen, Vin Diesel, John Wick, Jason Momoa, James Harrison, Indiana Jones, Diego Sanchez, Chase Utley, Jason Statham, Luke Cage, Aaron Rogers, not only couldn’t pull off skinny jeans, not to mention ever even be caught dead in them, then...
Happy Do Over
People say Happy New Year at the beginning of every new year, as if to try to cover up what the actual true meaning is behind it. That true meaning? Well, that is best summed up by just calling what it is: A do over. Another 365 chances for you to finally get your...
Black Friday Is For Suckers
If you have a sausage and cabbages and you participate in Black Friday Sales in any way, shape, or form, other than online shopping, you may as well just hand your Man Card over right now. Why? Surely you jest. That shit is shopping. You can try to...
With All Due Apologies To Actual Big Beautiful Women
This is a very misleading term that I’ve found is usually used by fat women who are not beautiful. Personally, I love women with some meat on their bones. Curves are sexy. A round, bulbous inviting ass is all I need to get me in the mood to make the beast with two...
In Praise Of Extra Tight Leggings
I don’t know who invented those tight, luminous, body hugging pieces of heaven, but if I ever do, I plan to kiss them full on the mouth. If you don’t see the appeal and you’re straight, just ask your penis.
Thanks For Nothing Pale Face
Thanksgiving might be fun and enjoyable for the average American, but for the average Native American? Not so much. Every Thanksgiving Day in these United States of America, hundreds of Native people from around the country gather at Cole’s Hill, which overlooks...
The Best Ink Pens Little Money Can Buy
As a scribe, even in this high-tech world of laptops and tablets, where the need to actually “write” anything has gone the way of the word processor, from time to time, putting pen to paper actually does become necessary. When that happens, make sure you...
Put The List Ease App On Your List
If there’s one thing I hate, perhaps more than anything else, it’s shopping. In fact, I hate it so much, I don’t shop. I buy. Meaning, I know what I want before I set foot in a store. When I find something I can use to help me get in and out of stores faster, I’m all...
Chain Restaurants Are Why God Invented Yelp
What’s my number one pet peeve with my fellow human beings when it comes to culinary pursuits? Hey, thanks for asking! That’s an easy one. I absolutely hate the fact that people who, when they travel out of town for business or pleasure, instead of...